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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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