- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

Friends are like trees, They fall down if you hit them several times with an axe.

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

A Jew walks into a bar screaming cause he just broke his face

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A drum set.

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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