- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Dude man, I'm high...

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

Hello.

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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