Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Q: what do you call a black priest A: Coley s**t

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Justin

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Vote this up

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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People with cancer.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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mark lawson likes boys

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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Do you play piano? No

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Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What's white, warm, and dangerous? Cum.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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