- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Where's the soap?

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

One below was by me: Walter H

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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