The WNBA.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

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obama

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

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what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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