- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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