Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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