what do you call obama a dumbass

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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What do you do if there's a rabid elephant chasing behind you, a vicious jaguar to your right, a rearing horse to your left, and a bloodthirsty lion in front of you? Innoculate yourself with a rabies vaccine, prod the jaguar on the nose with a stick (they hate that and will probably flee as a result), speak softly and calmly to the horse and encourage the lion to go for the elephant instead of you. You will probably still die as a combined result of mauling and trampling, and it's unlikely that you'll have two rabies vaccines to hand by chance for such situations, but your chances of survival will be minimally improved.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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John Stamos.

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Smeg...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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So does Blake

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Justin with a hat.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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