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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

did you stub your toe?

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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