- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Justin Bieber.

Nickleback.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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