why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Women's rights...

A sober Irish individual.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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