why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Anti Joke

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