The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

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women sports....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Roses are red.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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