- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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