- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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