What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Depends how you look at it, I like some girl, she and that girl gets along, I get along with the two girls, and yeah, I make them fight to the death as I consume the weakest one and make the new one my wife of darkness! Well, actually, threesomes, but NEVAH, NEVAR!! *shakes fist towards the skies* with another man! Now if my waifu wants to have some fun with a girl, I say why not (and then she asks if I want to join always so far), its genetics, you know, each caveman had like 600 wivus and he did not have time to bang them all, now let those genes go trough MAN for a couple of millenia, and he becomes the KING OF DEMONS... ME! Those other scumbags are a whole other story. Oh, and the 600 wivus did either go without sexytime, or you know... I mean you do KNOW that women are like comfortable naked together and yeah...

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What do u call a banana? A banana......

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Why is the little boy sad? His parents died in a car crash.

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Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

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Joke

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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