- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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