Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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J?????????????????o??????????????????????k?????????????????????????e?????????????????????????????????????s??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????o??????????????????????n??????????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????y???????????????????????????????????o????????????????????????????????u????????????????????????????????.?????????????????????????????.????????????????????.????????????????????????

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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i hate black people

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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