What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

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Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Anti Joke

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