- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Dude man, I'm high...

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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