Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Where's the soap?

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Anti Joke

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