What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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I need to start studying.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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The original Moral Man has left Horsehead network, but I will keep monitoring this section for like 3 hours... Then probably never again on this shit site it barely works ffs! Moral: "Turn every stone, and you might find a penny, turn every penny and you might find a stone that stone is in our shoe, kick it away, crush it, destroy it"

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

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What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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