- Anti Joke

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do fish and shoe laces have in common? nothing.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.