- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Woman's Rights

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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