- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

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