What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Today is March 22.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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