- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

An Artic Storm.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

25

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Hey! Where is my tracker?

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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