How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

2 Penises

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Knock knock *open*

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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