- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

book 'em danno

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

yada yada

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

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