Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Penis

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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The WPGA tour

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Anti Joke

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