How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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This joke is funny

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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Anti Joke

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