Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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