what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Muslim athletes.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Im batman...suck it losers

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