- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Christianity

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

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