What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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ur gay

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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