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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What does two plus two equal? 4

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

what's funnier than hell? heaven

a horse walks into a blender ow

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

I'm hungry.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

just in time?

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

British Dentistry

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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