What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

hey John will you make some copies

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

child labor

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

sharks

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Knock knock Come in

Your future.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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