whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Asians

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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