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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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