- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

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