- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

kill yourself

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

I have suicidal thoughts

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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