A black man has a job.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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world peace

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How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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