- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

a person who will soon die of beeties

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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