- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

bryden is a faggot

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

who ever is reading this....

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??