- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Fart

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Because she has down's syndrome

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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