- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

roses are red violets should be purple

LIFE :(

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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