Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Gangnam style

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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brandon ya twwat

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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