- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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