Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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